The Gohel Song

The Gohel Song is widely sung by children and possible paedophiles worldwide. It is traditionally believe to ward off Job for a whole year. Vuvuzelas are usually burned to symbolise Job's downfall and Carbon Monoxidy farts.

Lyrics
Gohel Gohel Gohel Gohel Gohel Gohel Gohel Gohel Gohel

EVANS EVANS

Oh Gohel Gohel Gohel Gohel Gohel Gohel Gohel Gohel Gohel

EVANS EVANS

Og Gohel Gohel Gohel Gohel Gohel Gohel Gohel Gohel Gohel

OH JOB OH JOB OH IT'S A JOB!

(repeat until bored or dead, or both)

History
The song is known for it's wide and prominent history. It is though to have given the Mayans the idea to set up a Roland Emmerich film. It may have caused the Renaissance, the Automobile, the Wheel and Clockwork Toothpaste (in this order). It was the first song made on Paint, the first song to be performed on someone's armpit, the first song to cause orgasms, and the last song you hear before you die.