Gareth Evans

Evans was a footballer in This is Football 2005. He sucked. If something goes wrong, blame Evans.

Career in Birmingham
He was the only footballer to be crap in the whole team. He almost made them lose.

Career as Gohevans
Eventually, Vega Punk found him crying in a box in an abandoned carpark, and modified him. He named him Gohevans, a horrible cross between Gohel and Evans. He still sucked though.