Joseph-Desire Job

Joseph-Desire Job is the most evil player in the world. The only player to have ever scored a hat trick against the Gomelfistas, he is pure evil. He was last known to be playing for Middlesborough. However, in a mystical parallel universe called Football Manager 2010, he was playing for Dundee.

Rivalry with Gohel
Job is the only known person to have ever argued with Gohel and lived. One day, Gohel was simply beating Middlesborough, as he does every team, then KABLAM! Job took the ball somehow and skinned Gohel, ran to the goals, did some sneaky (no doubt illegal) trick and ran through the keeper while he lay on the ground. Then scored. Oh, and he did this THREE BLOODY TIMES!

Since that day, Gohel has never forgiven him, and vows to one day kill him. However, no matter how many times he deliberately fouls Job, he is never injured, even when two Gohels slice him in half from either side!

Blow-Job
After Gohel retired from owning people at football, Job set up a brewery to rival Gohels. He called it, somewhat obliviously, Blow-Job. For more information, visit the page. Or not.

The Final Battle
According to the great book of all Gohel believers, one day Gohel will be confronted by Job, for the final time, and a massive battle will ensue. The entire world, and known universe, will be destroyed by their massive shooting skills, and eventually only one will remain. We can only pray Gohel is the one to survive.