Chuck Gohel

WARNING: This article is a theory. It's details may not be entirely correct

Some say that if Chuck Norris had a baby with Wilfried Gohel the result would be the beast known as Chuck Gohel. While not entirely predictable, this event would most likely tear apart the universe.

Note: Wilfried Norris sounds more like a porn star, so that's why it's Chuck Gohel.

Possibilites of it happening
Most people would say that Norris and Gohel are two men, and therefore not able to concieve. However, Gohel produces a cloud of spores yearly, and if they were to intermingle with Chuck's beard there is a great possibility of this happening.

The results
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