2010 World Cup

The World Cup is the big thing right now yeah? Well, it was until England were thrashed, but anyway... Here's some World Cup stuff related to Gohel!

Nationality Issues
Naturally, Gohel being as great as he is, every team wanted him to play for them. Because he was born in every country at once (Gohel was born in parts, one mother could never handle his greatness) he technically could play for any of them, but refused everyone's offers. Supposedly he was seconds away from joining Algeria but an unlucky plane crash nearby caused several children and a dog to be stuck under 10 tons of rubble, and he had to rush off to save them. Damn. Anyway, instead of this, Gohel exploited legal loopholes that nobody knew about, and still to this day nobody knows about, and managed to create his own team.

The Gomelfistas Utd, MkII
The new team he created was basically the Gomelfistas, but without Gohevans, as he was piloting the plane that crashed. In other words, they had no chance of losing with this perfect team. Unfortunately, in the early stages Small Black Gohel failed a random drug test. As a result the whole team was disqualified. Since then, Gohel and his teamates have been planning an overly elaborate and dramatic revenge. Stay out of their way.

Other Involvement
It has been proved using much science that Wayne Rooney did badly in the world cup simply because he had just been shown by Gohel what true skills looked like. Same for the Algerians. The North Korean team were initially coached by a bitter Gohel as part of his revenge plan, but before their first match against Brazil he left, causing their slow decline.

Job on the other hand had no involvement in the world cup, except that he was the one who designed the vuvuzela. The noise they make is the same noise he makes when he is angry. Except when he makes it, it causes earthquakes.