Gohel D. Roger

There once was a man named Goheld Roger, who was king of the footballers! He had fame, shooting power, and skillz beyond your wildest dreams! Before they hung him from the gallows, these were the finals words he said:

"My skillz are yours for the taking. But you'll have to find them first! I left everything I own... in my secret tartar recipe!!"

Ever since, footballers from all over the world set sail for Le Baptistin, searching for Tartar, the sauce that would make their dreams come true!

YO-ya-yo, ya-yo

Dreamin', don't give it up Gohel

Dreamin', don't give it up Evans

Dreamin', give it up Job

Dreamin', don't give it give it up give it up give it up give it up give it NO!

Here's how the story goes we find out

About some sauce in Le Baptistin

Theres no doubt, The footballer who's eye on it

He'll sing I'll be King of the footballers I'm gonna be king

Ya-yo, ya-yo ya-yo, ho-ho

His name is Gohel

That's Wilfrie D. Gohel Gonna be king of the footballers!

He's made of pure skillz - how did that happen?

Yo-ho-ho he's just that awesome

Ya-yo, ya-yo

His name's Evans, He's just made of fail

And a D-I-C-K Job ought to be in jail

The football team, coming through, doin' their thing,

With the king of the footballers, he's gonna be king!

Ya-yo, ya-yo, yao-yo, hoo-hoo

Set sail for Tartar, it's the name of the sauce in Le Baptistin!

Ya-yo, ya-yo

Set sail for Tartar!

But Seriously
Gohel D. Roger was Gohel's dad. Due to shitty translations and stuff, he was officially recorded as Gol D. Roger. Then they took out the stuff about footballers and tartar sauce and replaced it with pirates and treasure, to appeal to the kids. Supposedly kids don't want to read about a quest to find some awesome sauce. Kids these days...

And that is where the entire story for One Piece came from. Really. Honestly. I swear.