Blow-Job

 Blow-Job is the name of the brewery made by Job, the ultimate rival of Gohel. No-one knows why he called it that, but many believe it's just cause he's stupid

The Beer
The beer tastes of the blood of the innocent and babies heads, making it a popular beer for all evil villains. Supposedly, Job has a massive stock of slaves from Costa Rica and Venezuela who he murders brutally, before using a secret method to pour the very essence of their pain into the beer.

The Resteraunt
This is where the worlds more devious criminals come to hang out. The SAS have tried to invade it over 9000 times, but have always been forced away by the insanely evil-smelling air around it. The food served includes hearts, live chimps, footballers feet, and cakes shaped like Gohel.

Oh, and theres NO TARTAR.

Reviews
Optimist Prime: "This place is great! I really... No, no... I just can't say it. I can't be optimistic... This place is terrible!"

Chuck Norris: "If I bothered to go here, I'd have to actually use my fists there's so much evil around!"

Barker: "I hope I never have to go there... It would be worse than every French lesson ever put together!"

Iain: "Mo Chreach 'Sa Thainig!"

Jordan: "FFFFFFFFFFUUUUU"

Jamie: "Hi mum"