So I herd u leik Gohel?

Rumor has it that U leik Gohel

I don't blame you. Last year he was voted the sexiest man alive. And the sexiest woman alive. Didn't you read that? Well, it happened. For sure.

Some Tips for Accepting that U Leik Gohel
Step 1: Go on the interent, find a picture of Gohel (Although be careful, there are many fake pictures circulating. Genuine pictures can, after all, sell for hundreds of pounds).

Step 2: Look at it for a whole day. Sellotape it to your forehead if necessary. Eventually, you will be unable to deny that you don't love the man.

Step 3: Go to the busiest place within a 10 mile radius of you, and shout out "I love Gohel! I want to have his babies!". Any people who give you strange looks don't know who Gohel is obviously, making them inferior creatures by far.

Step 4: ???

Step 5: Profit!!!

People who Leik Gohel

 * Barack Obama
 * Usain Bolt (regularly races him down a football pitch for fun)
 * Chuck Norris
 * Bruce Lee
 * Optimus Prime
 * Optimist Prime (used to be a depressed emo, Gohel showed him the true path)
 * Mickey Mouse
 * Gordon Brown (but don't blame Gohel for Britain falling apart, its nothing to do with him)
 * Bob Marley
 * CP9
 * Whitebeard
 * Santa Claus
 * Me
 * You
 * Mudkips
 * All of China
 * NOT Portugal
 * NOT French Wikipedia