This is Gohel

It's like This is Football, but the only player is Gohel. Every game is a nil nil draw, but the stadium is destroyed by the battle. The resulting crater is said to be shaped like Forrest Gumps head.

Only Barack Obama and Jesus have ever played this game. Obama based his entire election campaign around it. Jesus got confused by it and had his dad smite the game. Then Gohel went and talked to God. God made the game again for him.After this he decided to convert to christianity but failed after realising he was jewish

Gameplay

 * According to Obama, it takes one whole hour to enter the "shoot" command. Gohel can enter it in 3.14 seconds.
 * There is supposedly a "destroy universe" button, but no-one has ever found it.
 * If you win, you get a message that says "If you aren't Gohel, you just cheated. if you aren't Gohel, the nuclear strike just launched at you will kill you."

Reception
Obama said:

"This game was cool. I couldn't get past the title screen no matter how many times I played it, but I just kept coming back no matter what. This game has inspired me to become the ruler of the known universe. First, that pesky America place..."

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Jesus said:

"That darn Gohel, always trying to compete with me... One day, I'll be able to beat him this game..."

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Jordan said:

"I'm nowhere near cool enough to play this!"

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The game got such good reviews they have decided to make a film "This is Gohel" but it is in development hell. Another problem was 300 sued them for copyright issues. Fortunately Gohel's lawyer was too good and they won the trial. Up yours 300!